Posted 9 minutes ago

shinitama:

And do you want to know something else? 

I never liked your spinach puffs!

NEVER!

THIS HAS OVER 800 NOTES HOLY SHIT

Posted 10 minutes ago
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Posted 36 minutes ago

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

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Posted 37 minutes ago

a-girl-named-stu:

joefunkwalk:

selenium-:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

he picked you

I think you struck a chord with the lord

"And the Lord said ‘Anyway, here’s Wonderwall’ and it was good." -Corinthians 13:4-7

(Source: mechapuppy)

Posted 41 minutes ago
Posted 42 minutes ago

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

Posted 43 minutes ago

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

Posted 43 minutes ago

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

Posted 44 minutes ago
Posted 47 minutes ago

le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you

(Source: lelelestrade)

Posted 48 minutes ago
Posted 54 minutes ago

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

(Source: brofligate)

Posted 54 minutes ago
Posted 54 minutes ago

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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Posted 56 minutes ago