Posted 18 hours ago

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

Posted 19 hours ago

You know what’s really weird?

Going your whole life thinking you won’t get married and then being super in love and thinking “you know what, when the time comes, I want this and this and this for the ceremony/reception”

…It’s kind of fun (even though it’s totally impractical at this point.)

Posted 19 hours ago

Finally cracked open the wine i-zahir and heatherismynombre brought us for our housewarming, and it’s delicious! Thanks guys! *u* It’s helping me relax and make progress on this tunic I’ve been procrastinating on. 

(…I promise I’m saving some for Austin, who’s at work right now. I’m sure he’ll enjoy it just as much as I am!)

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I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.

Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via raffaellacarra)

*SHOTS FIRED*
*AIR HORNS*

(via femalevillain)

(Source: tarntino)

Posted 23 hours ago

yaexrae:

How to Ventilate (or Add Hair to) a Lacefront Wig

I’ve seen a lot of really creative methods for adding realistic hairlines to wigs, but in my personal opinion, nothing beats a good lacefront wig!  With lacefronts starting to be offered in a rainbow of colors, cosplayers have a lot more options to work with than they did even a few years ago. 

But it’s hard to find a lacefront that 100% matches your desired hairline right out of the box..  I’ve heard a lot of people talking about “sewing hair” onto wigs, and there’s an actual term for this: ventilating!  It’s accomplished with a ventilating needle or latch hook, and much less time consuming than threading individual wig hairs through a conventional hand-sewing needle.  Ventilating kits are relatively inexpensive ($10-$20) and can make adding hair to a lacefront wig a fairly simple, if not tedious, task.

Read more for a more in-depth walkthrough!

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Posted 23 hours ago
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oddwriter:

godblessameric:

ecclesmith:

thebadwolfbox:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

jedipeter:

cumberspawnn:

valeria2067:

arousingdisscusionabouttruth:

theres a penis joke somewhere in this

No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.

oh my gOD

Honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was a joke about size. Then I realized that 11 knows EXACTLY what 10 has down there and 10 is left wondering what he ends up with in the future. That’s why 11 looks so cocky and 10 looks a bit unsure. 

so you’re saying 11 has a bigger dick than 10? 

What is this fandom

The Dicktor Who fandom

there it is

(Source: eclecticmuses)

Posted 1 day ago
ardawigs:

Style and Color : Jareth in Natural blackCharacter and Series : Melfina from Outlaw StarSmall description of what you did with the wig if anything : Trimmed and gelled bangs, heavily sprayed underneath for ‘poofy’ look, trimmed and gelled hair in 3 different layers, heavily sprayed particular spikes to curve outward for a more ‘anime’ look.Cosplayer Credit : SirenskyeCosplay on facebook or sirenskye on tumblrPhotographer Credit : Sirenskye (pre-con hotel selfie)
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ardawigs:

Style and Color : Jareth in Natural black
Character and Series : Melfina from Outlaw Star
Small description of what you did with the wig if anything : Trimmed and gelled bangs, heavily sprayed underneath for ‘poofy’ look, trimmed and gelled hair in 3 different layers, heavily sprayed particular spikes to curve outward for a more ‘anime’ look.
Cosplayer Credit : SirenskyeCosplay on facebook or sirenskye on tumblr
Photographer Credit : Sirenskye (pre-con hotel selfie)

Thanks for the submission!
You can submit too! Click here and read the rules!

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mallotovcocktail:

thatlittlewhiterabbit:

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

i reblog porn, nudes, dead things, and occasional gore, but THIS is what i find nasty AF

get the fuck off my post

Posted 1 day ago
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
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scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.