Posted 15 hours ago

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno)

Posted 15 hours ago
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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

Posted 15 hours ago
barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

Posted 15 hours ago

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

(Source: nikecrap)

Posted 15 hours ago

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

(Source: nergal-junior)

Posted 15 hours ago

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

(Source: moistflow)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “YOUR DRY WIT”Bottom Text: “IS NOT APPRECIATED HERE”]
Dear Wannabe-Comedian-Customers,
Look, I know you think it’s hilarious when you make a sarcastic comment in a completely deadpan manner, but you really need to consider your audience. We get too many people who are actually serious when they say things like, “Why can’t you just do [ridiculously impossible request]?” We don’t find it funny, it just causes us to inwardly panic that you may be a customer who’s going to ruin our day. Which only leads to frustration when you add “I’m just kidding.”
If you want us to share in your humor, then have the courtesy to use inflection that makes it clear you’re only joking. I really don’t need any more spikes in stress level than I already deal with in a single day.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOUR DRY WIT”

Bottom Text: “IS NOT APPRECIATED HERE”]

Dear Wannabe-Comedian-Customers,

Look, I know you think it’s hilarious when you make a sarcastic comment in a completely deadpan manner, but you really need to consider your audience. We get too many people who are actually serious when they say things like, “Why can’t you just do [ridiculously impossible request]?” We don’t find it funny, it just causes us to inwardly panic that you may be a customer who’s going to ruin our day. Which only leads to frustration when you add “I’m just kidding.”
If you want us to share in your humor, then have the courtesy to use inflection that makes it clear you’re only joking. I really don’t need any more spikes in stress level than I already deal with in a single day.
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

Posted 1 week ago

planeis:

Tyrion gives a lot of good advice, but this might be the best

Posted 1 week ago